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    High speed trains run on this line; the train operator is VIRGIN RAIL.

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    There has been some debate on the web as to the authenticity of this photo but I can tell you that it did exist - I have seen it with my own eyes, I used to pass through Penrith station at least once a month.

    Whether the sign was official or someone had put it up for a joke is unknown but it was there for about six months.

    The fact that it has now been replaced by one which reads-
    "Keep back from the platform edge, passing trains may cause air turbulence"
    makes you think that it may have been official?

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    more road signage:

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    I spotted this on another forum:
    .... cook for 20 minutes on a genital heat.
    Just sit with the pan in your lap then?
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    I remember having a double take at a shop window which read

    'Ear piercing while you wait'

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    Autospell mistake posted today
    we do know how to protest and that comes at the ballet box.
    We're going to dance our way back to the good times.
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    I put this in the original thread but thought it was worth repeating here.

    Originally Posted by Lighttouch

    I've had it for over 20 years and managed not to burst into flames!
    Can you claim PIP for Spontaneous Human Combustion?
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    I've been very careful as I wear a flame retardent suite and have a bucket of water at the side of my chair.

    When I get reassessed for PIP I will mention that there is the possibility that I could burst into flames at any minute and tat the assessor should wear googles and have fire proof gloves as a precaution as I could turn into hot stuff!

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    Seen in another thread on the forums:

    our bath is over the shower

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    Superheros or not

    In a funny mood today so-

    Does Spidermam have a WEBsite?

    How many runs did BATman score?

    Does IronMan have a magnetic personality?

    Is Aquaman a bit of a wet?

    Did FLASH Gordon get prosecuted?


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    Can't remember where I saw this but an easy text mistake

    Intended message
    having a great time, wish you were here.

    Sent message

    Having a great time, wish you were her.

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