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    A bit of comic relief.

    Question just posed on The Daily Politics Show.

    Which part was George Osborne given in his school nativity play as a child ?

    The Shepherd ? One of the 3 Wise Men ? The Donkey ? or tinkling the Triangle in the background ?

    Answer : The Triangle Tinkler.

    I seem to recall that the Triangle was given to the kids who couldn't really do much else. (No insult to any former Triangle Tinklers meant) So nothing has changed much there then, with respect to Osborne. (Good for nothing), I do feel that the Donkey may have been more suitable though, as in, the rear end !!! EEH OR, EEH OR !!!

    Oh, but that may be an insult to Donkeys, Sorry Donkeys !!!!
    Last edited by vikstar; 14-12-12 at 13:09.

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    Vikstar ive had a word with the donkeys and they say its ok to compare Osborne with their bums

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    If Osbourne is the donkey, what are Cameron and Clegg?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CTCELT88 View Post
    If Osbourne is the donkey, what are Cameron and Clegg?
    Donkey SxxT ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vikstar View Post
    Donkey SxxT ?
    Donkey Herders ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze55KT23HLU.

    This Donkey does resemble Gideon !!! http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...=donkey+herder and the dog resembles Clegg, running around excitably trying to be important, while the Donkey takes little notice.

    Poodle Clegg then finally manages to woo Donkey Gideon, and they both run off into the sunset together, and live happily ever after.

    Poodle Clegg and Donkey Gideon, later get married at an Animal Sanctuary, which is the only place that animals of the same sex can legally get married. They go on to have a surragate PooDonk who they call Assoodle. When Assoodle grows up, they want him to become the first leader of The Condemnation Party, and to give unlimited Tax Breaks and 0%Tax Rates to all the rich animals.They want Assoodle to finish off the job they started, in persecuting any sick or disabled humans that may be left.
    Last edited by vikstar; 14-12-12 at 22:22.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CTCELT88 View Post
    If Osbourne is the donkey, what are Cameron and Clegg?
    Ass lovers.

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