my worst memory of school was being caught smoking on the way home from school,i once was a scout and the mottoe i learnt was be prepared...next day i wore swimmig trunks and 2 pair pants,yep assembly i was called out ,go stand outside the headmasters study,nerves set in and when called in i felt like i wanted to faint ,then the bombshell dropped on me,wheres the head gone...its the deputy head,then my worst nightmare happened HOLD OUT YOUR HAND yuk